My First (and last) Baseball Game

Spotted: Man in lower left looking very excited. Woman adjacent, not so much

This past Sunday I went to my first baseball game, major league that is. 

My dad had tickets and I was curious and also wanted the photo op so I said yes. The synopsis? Not my scene. I was, quite frankly, bored and its likely I won't return. Unless, of course, I acquire a boyfriend who is a baseball fan, then, yes, I will attend every game.

By the end of the, uh, 3rd inning (I think) my dad turned to me and said, "Well, if you're bored, you can always get drunk."