I've been in Florida for the past few days on a delayed spring break. Although it has been a little bit stressful missing school, the other day really turned things around.
At a candy shop in Del Ray called It's Sugar, I walked in expecting it to be like Dylan's Candy Bar in New York, totally overrated and a little kids dream come true. As we made our way to the back of the store, these little candies stood out to us.
Some read: "Jane, you ignorant slut! *Slut free mints" or "Suppressex: for anytime it's no time for an erection" or "Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout". They even had SNL paraphernalia like a box that read "dick in a box" with small, multicolored, penis shaped candies.
The little shopping spree was hilarious and the few things I did buy will be bound to make anyone laugh when they ask for a mint or hand sanitizer in class.
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