White Socks: This person either doesn't put nearly enough thought into their sock choice or is simply boring. He or she is probably over the age of 35 and their life may be on a downhill slope. Their go to conversations include: talking about the weather, talking about the weather, and talking about the weather. This guy is your worst nightmare.
Black Socks: Probably has done a triathlon and most likely is a badass. I only wear black socks. Do I consider myself a badass? No. Have I ever done a triathlon? Negative. But the future is bright. Anyway, black socks just feel right. They're borderline sexy... can socks be sexy? They work with every shoe choice and never get dirty;)
"Fun" Socks: Pictured above are my brothers bacon socks. He specifically came home one day and requested he needed new socks, but not just any new socks, bacon socks. The kid in bacon socks (or socks with pot leaves or american flags or alligators) is the funny guy. Note to self: if you want to strike conversation with your neighbor or grandpa or any other boring person in your life, try the "fun" sock!
If you didn't know, now you know: socks are very important.
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